Cocktails, Anyone?

We're just going to skip over what my week's been like and skip to the plug!

Today's search them was how people interpret classic cocktails into non-comestible crafts.

And I'm skimming over things like "cocktail rings" and "cocktail dresses." I'm thinking more like margarita bath salts (but not those specifically, 'cause I sometimes make those for in person sale only (the weight of a full 750ml Patron bottle full of dead sea salts and lime is very prohibitive to shipping and handling).

The first thing I came across made me laugh. I hadn't really thought I'd type in "cocktail" and hit quirky greeting cards, but Frantic Meerkat just spoke to my snark-side too loudly to be denied. And yes, they do tie into drinking! It's hard to pick only one to feature, but since the theme is cocktails and drinking, I thought I'd stick with the first one I read that made me laugh (though, "Let's get drunk and eat waffles" came close second!)